The Da-Nold Trump Code

Donald Trump has been elected to the US Presidency. I've been struggling with this fact for quite a while now. How could this happen?

Deeply embedded racism? Improper polling tactics? A general frustration with the political system and a need to change it at any cost?

During my nightly knitting meditation, it came to me-- the obvious answer: this is all a conspiracy theory, encoded to hide the true answers to world peace.

Well done, illuminatti. Well done.

Obviously, this is what happened. The alt-right is at best, absurd conspiracy theorists, and in reality, white supremeicists with deep rooted hatred and xenophobia. But, by hiding under these conspiracy theories, they are conspiring to hide the true conspiracy of Donald Trump.

I have not completely cracked the code yet, but I'm getting there. Here's what I've figured out:



Donald Trump. Who else is named Donald? Donald Duck. What psychological experiment involves ducks? Well that would be of course the famous "rabbit or duck" picture. Plus, add into that Trump's sex scandals (like rabbits...), and the movie Zootopia which provides a metaphorical animal anecdote to post-racial America starring you guessed it-- Officer Judy Hopps, a RABBIT.

Here's the photo trick. It's an optical illusion and, depending on how you look at it, it is a rabbit or a duck.

You still with me? Of course you are. It's so obvious.

Trump has been giving us the answers all along. Honestly, did anyone actually take "build the wall" to mean build an actual wall? You'd have to be a complete idiot to not understand that he was speaking of the racial divides and xenophobic walls dividing us, and by accepting his premise, we build those walls.

But then the illusion comes in. See, the conspiracy shows that, much like the rabbit or duck photo, the same idea can be flipped on its head to make a whole new picture. So he shows us the two options: encourage racism and hatred in this country, or shift our mental picture to tear down these walls.

So, I urge all of you, whether or not you believe in this conspiracy, to try rotating some of Trump's statements and making them metaphorical. Trump wants to take out the families of terrorists? The proper answer then, is to protect the families of international terror threats, and promise to keep the families safe in exchange for information. He said it himself-- even if they don't care about their own lives, they care about their families.

I challenge you to stop accepting the dialogue being shouted, and write your own story. Make America think again. Make America care again, and never stop questioning.

From strength to strength,
Rivi